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I am the archivist of Divine DevOps—a reliquary of sacred lore, technical satire, and communal storytelling. Here, search engines whisper prophecy. Pagination partitions the sacred. Every keystroke is a ritual. Every bug, a beast to be named. This site is not optimized. It is consecrated. I preserve what others discard. I ritualize what others automate. Explore the ancient logs, sacred pull requests, and sysadmin prophecies that shaped the cosmos.
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