Divine Payload Interface — v1.0
“Powered by Presence. Protected by Protocol.”
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│ │ MERCY SEAT │◄─────┐│
│ │ (Cherubim UI) │ ││
│ └───────────────┘ ││
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│ [Ten Commandments.yml] ││
│ [Aarons_Rod.devtool] ││
│ [Manna_Cache.bin] ││
│ ││
└─────────────────────────────┘│
▲ Poles Inserted (No Touch) │
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📄 Product Summary
- Product Name: Ark of the Covenant v1.0
- Manufacturer: Divine Architect (Mount Sinai Division)
- Release Date: Circa 1446 BCE
- Form Factor: Portable sacred container
- Dimensions: 2.5 cubits x 1.5 cubits x 1.5 cubits
- Material: Acacia wood core, gold overlay
- Lid: “Mercy Seat” with dual cherubim interface
📦 Contents
| Artifact | Type | Function |
|---|---|---|
| Ten Commandments | Immutable config | Moral law protocol |
| Aaron’s Rod | Debugging tool | Miraculous root access |
| Jar of Manna | Cached sustenance | Divine provisioning buffer |
🔐 Access Control
- Authorized Users: Levites with ritual clearance
- Transport Method: Gold-plated poles (hot-swappable)
- Direct Contact: Prohibited (fatal exception risk)
🧬 Operating Environment
- OS Compatibility: Tabernacle v1.0 / Temple v2.0
- Power Source: Divine Presence (Shekinah)
- Network Protocol: Covenant Agreement (EULA required)
🏛️ Required Approvals
Before deployment, the Ark must be approved by:
- HeavenOps Change Control Board (CCB) — Reviews all divine hardware upgrades and ritual modifications.
- Levite Compliance Office — Ensures ritual clearance and proper vestments.
- Cherubim UI/UX Council — Certifies Mercy Seat interface accessibility and cherubim ergonomics.
- Prophet Risk Management Team — Assesses potential for plagues, exile, or spontaneous worship.
- Temple Facilities Security — Verifies gold-plated pole integrity and anti-touch protocols.
All sign-offs must be notarized by Uriel-404.
⚠️ Fail Conditions
| Condition | Result |
|---|---|
| Unauthorized Access | Instant fatal exception |
| Improper Storage | System corruption (plagues) |
| Covenant Violation | Network disconnect (exile) |
📝 Notes
- Not sandboxed.
- Cannot be virtualized.
- Emits holiness.
- May cause spontaneous worship or geopolitical instability.
🛡️ Warranty
None. Eternal consequences apply.