Torment Script v4.2

Standardized onboarding protocol for soul suffering

Introduction

“Welcome, valued soul. Your suffering is important to us.”

Feedback Loop

• Prompt: “Please rate your torment.”
• Response Options:
  • 😐 Mild
  • 😫 Recursive
  • 🔥 Peak
• Result: Feedback ignored, loop restarts

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Clicking triggers:

• Scream
• Compliance audit
• Eternal recursion

Footnotes

1. Cited from Scroll of Screaming, Vol. VII
2. Slack leak #882: “Belial forgot to close the torment loop again.”

Asmodeus: “It’s cruelty-compliant and ISO-certified.”
Belial: “I added footnotes. They’re legally binding.”