Incident postmortem: When War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death took over the ops standup, chaos reigned and the team scrambled to mitigate the apocalypse.
Official HeavenOps roster: Angels assigned to the Celestial DevOps Platform, with roles, specializations, and incident notes as recorded by the Celestial Scribe.
From the sacred logs: When the prophets of BaalStack summoned their cloud rituals, only ElijahCloud’s faith-driven pipeline called down fire from the heavens. Witness the legendary incident report where mortal DevOps met the divine SLA.
Uriel-404 faces a divine performance review, with Gabriel and Archangel Management weighing in on uptime, attitude, and the eternal struggle between bureaucracy and hope.
A misconfigured population control script triggers the Plague of Justinian, exposing the dangers of unchecked privileges and the lack of rollback in celestial operations.
Uriel recounts the infamous Babel DNS outage, where a single deployment fractured global communication and left the team scrambling to debug a divine protocol meltdown.
