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😇 Raphael Slack Profile Update
👤 Display Name: Raphael
📛 Status: Guarding the branches of salvation
💬 Custom Status Message:
🔒 “No push to main shall pass without divine code review.”
😇 Uriel Slack Profile Update
👤 Display Name: Uriel
📛 Status: Deploying firewalls and eternal hotfixes
💬 Custom Status Message:
🔥 “Deploying with fire—literally.”
📦 Gabriel Slack Profile Update
👤 Display Name: Gabriel
📛 Status: Announcing build logs to the heavens
💬 Custom Status Message:
📣 “Build succeeded. Trumpet flair enabled.”
🗂️ Michael Slack Profile Update
👤 Display Name: Michael
📛 Status: Purifying permissions and access controls
💬 Custom Status Message:
🛡️ “Defeated the root user in single combat.”
🌩️ Metatron Slack Profile Update
👤 Display Name: Metatron
📛 Status: Translating stack traces into divine wisdom
💬 Custom Status Message:
🔊 “Error: See me for interpretation.”
🐍 The Serpent Slack Profile Update
👤 Display Name: The Serpent
📛 Status: Access revoked after forbidden commit
💬 Custom Status Message:
🐍 “Whispering chaos into the codebase.”
👶 Intern Cherub Slack Profile Update
👤 Display Name: Intern Cherub
📛 Status: Still learning YAML, brings celestial energy to every standup
💬 Custom Status Message:
👶 “Can I push to production yet?”
✝️ Jesus Slack Profile Update
👤 Display Name: Jesus
📛 Status: Founder, Kingdom Startup v1.0
💬 Custom Status Message:
✨ “Turning water into feature releases.”
🪨 Peter Slack Profile Update
👤 Display Name: Peter
📛 Status: Lead Dev (The Rock)
💬 Custom Status Message:
🪨 “Denied access 3x, reinstated by grace.”
⚡ James (Zebedee) Slack Profile Update
👤 Display Name: James (Zebedee)
📛 Status: Security Ops Lead (Son of Thunder)
💬 Custom Status Message:
⚡ “Thunder logs enabled.”
💡 John Slack Profile Update
👤 Display Name: John
📛 Status: Frontend UX + Docs
💬 Custom Status Message:
💡 “Love-centered design, apoc. API author.”
🧑🤝🧑 Andrew Slack Profile Update
👤 Display Name: Andrew
📛 Status: Recruiter
💬 Custom Status Message:
🧑🤝🧑 “First follower, demo distribution.”
🧑🔬 Philip Slack Profile Update
👤 Display Name: Philip
📛 Status: QA Tester
💬 Custom Status Message:
🧑🔬 “Asks for visible proofs.”
🦑 Bartholomew Slack Profile Update
👤 Display Name: Bartholomew
📛 Status: UI Optimizer
💬 Custom Status Message:
🦑 “Quiet, clean code contributor.”
💰 Matthew Slack Profile Update
👤 Display Name: Matthew
📛 Status: Finance + API Logs
💬 Custom Status Message:
💰 “Turned IRS data holy.”
🕵️ Thomas Slack Profile Update
👤 Display Name: Thomas
📛 Status: Security Analyst
💬 Custom Status Message:
🕵️ “Requires multi-factor belief.”
🫥 James (Alphaeus) Slack Profile Update
👤 Display Name: James (Alphaeus)
📛 Status: Silent Contributor
💬 Custom Status Message:
🫥 “Low profile, essential ops.”
🫂 Thaddeus (Jude) Slack Profile Update
👤 Display Name: Thaddeus (Jude)
📛 Status: Support & Dev Relations
💬 Custom Status Message:
🫂 “Comfort responses, often mis-ID’d.”
🧨 Simon (Zealot) Slack Profile Update
👤 Display Name: Simon (Zealot)
📛 Status: Legacy System Remover
💬 Custom Status Message:
🧨 “Radical feature shifts.”
🪦 Judas Iscariot Slack Profile Update
👤 Display Name: Judas Iscariot
📛 Status: DevOps (Terminated)
💬 Custom Status Message:
🪦 “Caused fatal merge conflict.”