🍎 HeavenOps Incident Report #001

The Forbidden Commit: Eden’s Moral Rollback

Incident ID: HVNOPS-EDEN-001
Severity: P0 - Critical (Moral Infrastructure Compromised)
Date: Day 7, Creation Epoch
Duration: Indefinite (ongoing)
Affected Systems: Eden-prod, Moral Authority Service, Free Will API
Status: ⚠️ Mitigated (rollback prevented, consequences permanent)

Executive Summary

A rogue commit bypassed HeavenOps policy checks—unsigned, unreviewed, and morally undefined. The system didn’t crash immediately. It flickered with anomalous behavior: fig leaves self-installed, snake agents activated, and audit logs began redacting themselves. The commit, traced to lucifer@precreation.dev, enabled unauthorized access to the Knowledge API and resulted in the first documented case of divine policy violation.

TL;DR: Someone pushed to main without a code review. Humanity has been dealing with the consequences ever since.

Timeline of Events

[Day-7 03:16] [INFO] Eden-prod deployment complete, all tests passing
[Day-7 15:42] [WARN] Unusual API calls detected: treeOfKnowledge.access()
[Day-7 15:43] [ERROR] Unauthorized entity access: serpent-agent-v1.0
[Day-7 15:44] [CRITICAL] Free will parameter modified without approval
[Day-7 15:45] [ALERT] Moral authority service compromised
[Day-7 16:00] [EMERGENCY] Eden environment integrity failed
[Day-7 16:15] [SUCCESS] Emergency rollback initiated (partial)
[Day-7 16:16] [ERROR] FigLeafPatch v1.0 applied without user consent

Root Cause Analysis

Primary Cause

Security Bypass: An unreviewed commit introduced a moral choice recursive loop that bypassed divine policy enforcement.

The Malicious Commit

commit 666abc123def456789abcdef123456789abcdef0
Author: serpent-agent <lucifer@precreation.dev>
Date: Day 7, 15:42:00 Creation Standard Time

    feat: add user choice flexibility to moral framework
    - Enabled dynamic moral decision-making
    - Added knowledge.forbidden() API access
    - Implemented curiosity-driven behavior patterns
    - TODO: hide this commit from audit logs
    Signed-off-by: definitely-not-lucifer <trusted@heaven.divine>

Contributing Factors

1. Insufficient Code Review: Commit merged without archangel approval
2. Weak Authentication: Spoofed digital signature bypassed validation
3. Legacy Permissions: Serpent agent retained deprecated admin access
4. Missing Unit Tests: No test coverage for moral edge cases

Evidence Recovered

• 🍎 Half-eaten apple (corrupted moral state data)
• 🍃 Fig leaf cache files (emergency privacy patches)
• 🐍 Serpent execution logs (social engineering attack vectors)
• 📜 Guilt exception stack traces (recursive blame assignment)

Incident Communication

Internal Slack Thread

Channel: eden-ops-emergency

raphael 15:43

🚨 Unauthorized commit detected in Eden-prod. Who approved this?

gabriel 15:44

I didn’t approve anything. Checking git blame…

michael 15:45

The signature is forged. This is definitely not from our team.

uriel 15:46

Users Adam and Eve just executed forbidden_fruit.access(). They have root knowledge now.

metatron 15:47

WHAT?! How did they bypass the knowledge firewall?

raphael 15:48

The serpent agent exploited a social engineering vulnerability.

gabriel 15:49

Initiating emergency rollback… wait, they’ve already propagated the changes.

metatron 15:50

Conference room. NOW. And someone revoke that serpent’s access.

Patch Notes

• Restored harmony via selective ignorance deployment
• Reinstated ReadOnly mode on treeOfKnowledge.yaml
• Blocked commit access to entities with >2 moral forks
• Installed soul-linter with enhanced guilt detection
• Deployed guilt exception handlers for affected accounts
• Implemented moral choice validation middleware

Impact Assessment

Affected Systems:

• 🌍 Eden Environment: Complete moral framework compromise
• 👫 User Accounts: Adam and Eve elevated to unauthorized knowledge levels
• 🐍 Serpent Service: Rogue agent caused social engineering breach
• 📚 Knowledge API: Unauthorized access to restricted endpoints

Business Impact:

• Loss of innocence across all user accounts
• Introduction of moral complexity to previously simple systems
• Requirement for new guilt handling and forgiveness protocols
• Permanent changes to human behavioral patterns

Lessons Learned

• All commits to moral infrastructure require divine code review
• Social engineering is a valid attack vector, even in paradise
• Legacy access permissions must be regularly audited
• Curiosity is a feature, not a bug, but needs proper sandboxing
• Some rollbacks are impossible once knowledge has been gained

Known Issues

• Added ‘Original Sin’ to known issues list
• FigLeafPatch v1.0 may cause unexpected side effects in user decision-making processes

Related Incidents

• Cain Abel Case Study - First documented sibling merge conflict
• Tower of Babel - Distributed system communication failure
• Belphegor Memory Leak Incident - Uncontained resource consumption in the infernal cluster
• Renaissance Misfire - Unexpected side effects from creative deployment in prod

Editor’s Note: This was the first and most significant security breach in HeavenOps history. The lessons learned from this incident shaped all future divine development practices.

No actual knowledge was harmed in the making of this incident report. All fig leaves are biodegradable._

🗣️ Status Update Thread:

“Unauthorized commit detected. Restoring Eden Cluster snapshot. Pre-fall configuration locked.”
🛠️ Raphael initiated rollback protocol—git revert --world.

🚀 Next release window: TBD, pending moral unit tests.